Date 1: Super cute, calls me Wilma from Scooby Doo, plays with my hair; switched from a great start-up to a failing random one with 3 people and makes no money
Date 2: Smart, cute, fun to talk to, rich, BCG; doesn't respond to texts for weeks
Date 3: Smart, cute, shy, loves wine, funny, KPMG; want's to Netflix and chill on 2nd date
Date 4: IIT K, IRS Officer, body of a celeb, great kisser - believes in polygamy
Date 5: Not that cute, but not that bad either, BCG, funny, easy to talk to, gentlemanly; hacks ex's account and sends her chats about bitching about 10 guys to entire campus
Date 6: Loves all the right movies, 3 month exchange, knows everything about everything, Deloitte, earning right, ready to commit; calls a mojito and mojeeto
Date 7: Best friend at work, my confider for everything, tall dark and handsome, amazing kisser; confesses 2 weeks before he's going away forever to the US that he loves me
Just my luck?
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