Pretendin'

I just wanted to stop by and say,
I am really happy for you today.
You seem like you're havin' a good time,
You've got your buddies and money and no time,
Not for losers like me with no life,
Yeah I wasted mine on you instead of me.
You've got your heart that doesn't work,
And an appetite that I'm here to fulfill,
Yeah we're friends with benefits,
You're the one who benefits.
So don't tell me not to cry Mr. Holiness,
You're not the one who's been dumped like trash.

Yeah I hurt you, but you're the one who can't move on.
Yeah I chose this life and I like it,
It's not your fault I destroyed it bit by bit.
I just thought that you'd be there when I was done,
I thought love was beyond money and position.
I thought come judgement day I'd find you by my side,
But I guess mistakes aren't forgiven until you've died.


I'm sure you'll find someone new who worships you,
And will get you down whenever you want.
I'm sure she'll have the kind of rack you like,
And won't bother you with calls when she's upset.
Yeah, she'll fit in with your family with her dad who's just your type,
And she'll have fair skin and won't ever start a stupid fight.
Don't worry, I won't come knocking by your door,
I'll lie down and wait for some guy to do me over.
And when I fake the shivers I got from touching your skin,
He'll pull my hair back and never realize I'm pretendin'.